My recent experience with my Christmas 2003 accident has also left me with very mixed feelings about nurses too. I was always very weary about doctors, their decisions and their intentions, but I always felt that nurses were on our side and always looked out for the patients. Sometimes as I lay on my back I’d get pains, just from being in the same position for a while. The doctor said that if I was assisted, I could lay on my side for a while, provided it did not cause pain in my herniated areas, and only for a short while. So I’d ask the nurses, just to help me do it, and they would say “Sure, in just a second,” and would come back an hour later to do it.

Or how about this passion play:

Okay, this has nothing to do with Aren't We Real, so let me add in an annotation about this comic: sperma congestitis isn't a real condition. I made it up.

There.