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April 2007 (1)

16: Redux. (6)

January 2007 (2)

12: INTERVIEW’D~! (2)
08: Irony, thy name is Negroponte (2)

December 2006 (13)

November 2006 (20)

27: Stop Motion Funk (2)
22: What’s Gary Larson up to these days? (0)
22: A Thanksgiving Prayer from William Burroughs (6)
21: Me and my Wii (3)
20: The Crane Wife (5)
14: Foxy Lollop #3 (0)
14: Turkish delight: Desert training (1)
09: Newsey Quote: Conservative writer Jonah Goldberg (2)
08: Rick Santorum’s son hates you (5)
08: Newsey Quote: Geroge W. Bush (1)
08: Donald Rumsfeld is resigning (1)
08: M (0)
07: Celine Dion’s family melts down on TV (4)
07: The Karl of KthuRove (1)
06: Amazon user reviews of the Bible (2)
04: I’m dreaming of a Twilight Princess (1)
04: Harper chickens out of EU summit (1)
03: Evangelical smackdown (6)
03: Coming This Fall… (2)
01: Picture Newsey Quote: American soldiers in Iraq (6)

October 2006 (24)

31: Newsey Quote: Jack Layton (1)
24: Foxy Lollop #2 (3)
19: Turkish delight: Supermen Donuyor (3)
19: The year’s ugliest vegetable (2)
19: Le Quotidien de tous les jours: Andrée Boucher à Bordeaux (7)
19: Banning play at school (5)
18: Newsey Quote: Father of Dawson College victim (3)
18: Lesbo Vrouven (3)
16: Foxy Lollop (4)
16: Irate Red Robots and Glasses of Warm Milk IV (3)
13: The Honda Hermes (1)
12: Pre-1980 Nintendo toys (3)
12: Enhance your Gluemeatyness with Gravatars! (4)
11: “Made in Canada” environmentalism (4)
11: CNN hysterics (3)
11: Newsey Quote: George W. Bush (3)
06: Newsey Quote: Stephen Harper (3)
06: Danish artist paints over famous art (9)
05: The Legend of the Adventures of Lil’ Link’s Awakening to the Past of Time with Four Swords: The Wind Waker (3)
04: Newsey Quote: Republican Scandal (4)
03: The Trickster, or Flash Fiction 2: The Return of the Fiction (0)
02: Ghost in the milk (1)
02: Newsey Quote: Pennsylvania State Police (2)
02: Stuff learned from feminism (5)

September 2006 (36)

30: Lil’ Reaper (3)
27: Amish refugees in Québec (5)
27: Je suis un robot: the infomercial (9)
26: The day the root beer cried (4)
24: What I learned from being linked from VampireFreaks.com (24)
21: Science (with dangerous chemicals) is fun! (1)
21: Newsey Quote: Hugo Chávez (2)
19: Of shutting down VampireFreaks.com (417)
19: Ye Talk Like A Pirate Day primer, matey! (1)
18: Putting the MACK in MacKay (5)
18: Well Shiver Me Timbers! (0)
18: Here’s a Little Taste (7)
18: Irate Red Robots and Glasses of Warm Milk III (31)
17: Dali and Disney’s Destino (4)
16: Gabblydygook (0)
14: Toronto Sun accuses video games for Dawson College shooting (15)
14: Death to Wii speculation - UPDATED 3 (5)
14: Banksy hits Disneyland (6)
14: White House to discuss Borat (3)
11: Irate Red Robots and Glasses of Warm Milk II (4)
11: A thought about Charlie Chaplin (3)
08: Borat is my hero (6)
08: No freedom of press in Iraq (0)
08: Canuck grandparents want sex videos, iPods, and DS Lites (3)
07: Why the iPod Shuffle sucks, part 4 (1)
07: Newsey Quote: Loyola Hearn (0)
06: This is my cousin (3)
06: Grow your own mutant vegetables (2)
06: Newsey Quote: Peter MacKay (0)
05: I salute you, Steve Irwin (1)
05: Newsey Quote Down Memory Lane: Barbara Bush (1)
03: Newsey Quote Down Memory Lane: Michael Chertoff (2)
02: Irate Red Robots and Glasses of Warm Milk (3)
01: Newsey Quote Down Memory Lane: Anderson Cooper (4)
01: My prize (0)
01: Mother Nature lets us know (2)

August 2006 (35)

31: Hitler and Stalin were possessed, says Vatican (8)
31: Newsey Quote Down Memory Lane: George W. Bush (1)
31: Abortion on 11 year old rape victim = excommunication (7)
30: Joseph Stefano dies at 84 (0)
30: Living With Midget (episode one) (5)
30: Below The Sea (0)
30: Newsey Quote Down Memory Lane: Fred Barnes (0)
30: Hello Progbloggers… again (9)
29: Newsey Quote: CNN’s Katrina coverage (0)
29: The Yes Men strike at Katrina anniversary event (0)
28: The Field Register (2)
26: Now, when I say, “Who’s da mastah?” you say, “Sho’nuff!” (1)
26: Newsey Quote: Jason Kenney (1)
26: 5 essential Jacksons in every bowl of Alpha-Bits (3)
25: Why the iPod Shuffle sucks, part three (9)
22: Why the iPod Shuffle sucks, part two (6)
18: Why the iPod Shuffle sucks, part one (21)
16: Blue vs. Orange: The Game (12)
15: Newsey Quote: AIDS conference (1)
15: Mighty Six Ninety (0)
14: Newsey Quote: Boy George (3)
14: Confirmed Wii launch titles (4)
14: Babies (Part 1) (7)
13: Newsey Quote: John Sleeman (0)
13: 10 times 10 minutes of Ghilbi (3)
13: Uzbek princess pop star (0)
10: Peppertree (0)
10: One Giant Jump wins an award (10)
10: One Giant Jump (Alternate ending) (1)
09: Cuff The Duke (0)
09: Helvetica: THE MOVIE (3)
09: Flash Fiction (2)
08: Re-baptism (7)
03: One Giant Jump - The Mike Lacroix Story (9)
03: Re-birthing (16)

May 2006 (6)

April 2006 (7)

24: Happy Deathday, Safetypin 2006 - by Fungi (6)
24: Happy Deathday, Safetypin 2006 - by Salena (1)
24: Happy Deathday, Safetypin 2006 - by Tom (2)
24: Happy Deathday, Safetypin 2006 - by Sarah (5)
24: Happy Deathday, Safetypin 2006 - by Sev (4)
12: Spy (7)
10: Gills (9)

March 2006 (23)

31: Squirrels (10)
30: Classic AWR - Clubbing 11 (1)
29: The Novel (Pages 17 & 18) (1)
28: Classic AWR - Clubbing 10 (4)
26: King (5)
24: Classic AWR - Clubbing 9 (0)
23: Classic AWR - Clubbing 8 (1)
22: Classic AWR - Clubbing 7 (2)
21: Classic AWR - Clubbing 6 (1)
20: Classic AWR - Clubbing 5 (0)
17: Pamphlet (6)
16: Classic AWR - Clubbing 4 (2)
15: Series (4)
14: Classic AWR - Clubbing 3 (3)
13: Piercing (2)
10: Carrot (4)
09: Birthday Cards 2006 - Dan Beeston (4)
08: The Novel (pages 1 & 2) (4)
07: Birthday Cards 2006 - Lauren (3)
06: Slumming (2)
03: Movies (4)
02: Birthday Cards 2006 - Tom Turnasella (1)
01: Enlightenment (7)

February 2006 (13)

28: Birthday Cards 2006 - Monkey (1)
27: Iceland (8)
22: Training (9)
21: Classic AWR - Clubbing 2 (2)
20: Cheese (5)
17: Meeting (6)
15: Tender (9)
14: Classic AWR - Clubbing 1 (2)
13: Sham (7)
07: Classic AWR - Battling Homosexuality 7 (8)
06: Yeomen (8)
02: Classic AWR - Battling Homosexuality 6 (4)
01: Toads (10)

January 2006 (17)

31: Fungimeat (4)
30: Introduction (7)
27: Pedestrians (4)
23: Baseball (3)
20: Pies (4)
19: Classic AWR - Battling Homosexuality 5 (4)
18: Monocle (9)
17: Classic AWR - Battling Homosexuality 4 (1)
16: Dimes (3)
15: Classic AWR - Battling Homosexuality 3 (3)
11: Anthem (8)
10: Classic AWR - Battling Homosexuality 2 (4)
09: Dove (3)
06: Sip (7)
05: Classic AWR - Battling Homosexuality 1 (1)
04: Celebration (5)
02: Smell (10)

September 2005 (7)

16: Impossibility (11)
14: Pay Attention To The Banana (3)
12: Building (1)
09: Contest (2)
07: Captain Slick vs. Hurricane Katrina (5)
05: Fingers (9)
02: Kindler (3)

August 2005 (14)

31: Cousin Werdl in Baconland 2 (3)
29: Sneaking (5)
26: Garlic Bread (8)
24: China (Part 2) (2)
22: China (Part 1) (8)
19: Thorns (4)
17: Invasion (Part 2) (5)
15: Invasion (Part 1) (5)
12: Beekeeping (17)
10: What Will Moko Swallow 9 (3)
08: Smurf (5)
05: Foreign (9)
03: Exhibition (6)
01: Tattoo (6)

July 2005 (13)

29: Beautiful (3)
27: Captain Slick Fights A Fire (2)
25: Tonsils (6)
22: Gun (6)
20: I Lie Awake (4)
18: Bongos (5)
15: Slip (8)
13: Middle Ages (Part 2) (7)
11: Middle Ages (Part 1) (5)
08: Anniversary (11)
06: Ask Loaftar (6)
04: Trapped (5)
01: Bizarro Gluemeat (12)

June 2005 (13)

May 2005 (10)

30: Bridging (Part 1) (3)
27: Shout (10)
25: The Ball (11)
23: Devour (4)
20: Vancouver (4)
18: Robot-Dude & Dweeb-O (11)
16: Snack (6)
06: Domino (14)
04: What Will Moko Swallow 8 (5)
02: Pitch (12)

April 2005 (13)

29: Review (8)
27: Lewis Takes A Picture (11)
25: Taxes (7)
22: Nearby (6)
20: A Sea Story (4)
18: Sticks (4)
15: Shorts (6)
13: Safetypin 24 (The Death of Safetypin) (32)
11: My Name Is BoxJam (24)
08: Sympathy (5)
06: Death (Part 2) (9)
04: Death (Part 1) (8)
01: Book (6)

March 2005 (12)

30: The Lovers (2)
28: Minibar (2)
23: Captain Slick Wins A Trophy (6)
21: Soba (9)
18: Karaoke (4)
16: Safetypin 23 (The Confusioning) (12)
14: Kitten (4)
11: Light (12)
09: What Will Moko Swallow 7 (11)
07: Desserts (4)
04: Poster (6)
02: Run (Part 2) (5)

February 2005 (11)

28: Run (Part 1) (11)
23: BoxJam Is Evil (5)
21: Stork (7)
18: Corn Meal (3)
16: Living With Midget (5)
14: Research (6)
11: Trash (5)
09: Cousin Werdl in Baconland (8)
07: Tradition (4)
04: Wings (1)
02: Captain Slick Rescues A Cat (8)

January 2005 (11)

31: Task (18)
28: Paper Clips (6)
26: Safetypin 22 (The Babyening) (6)
24: Spoon (18)
21: Fundraising (4)
19: Captain Slick Loves The Elderly (5)
17: Taco (2)
14: Clergyman (2)
12: Safetypin 21 (The Dancening) (3)
10: Stalk (5)
03: What Will Moko Swallow 6 (4)

December 2004 (19)

31: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3.5 (Part 10) (9)
30: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3.5 (Part 9) (10)
29: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3.5 (Part 8) (1)
28: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3.5 (Part 7) (3)
27: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3.5 (Part 6) (1)
24: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3.5 (Part 5) (3)
23: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3.5 (Part 4) (3)
22: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3.5 (Part 3) (2)
21: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3.5 (Part 2) (3)
20: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3.5 (Part 1) (3)
17: Beethoven (8)
15: Captain Slick Makes A Sandwich (2)
14: Monkey Day 2004 (5)
13: Serving (3)
10: Wiffle (14)
08: Always Sparkle 18 (8)
06: Bizarro (5)
03: Fat (6)
01: Condominium (Part 2) (10)

November 2004 (13)

29: Condominium (Part 1) (4)
26: Picture (2)
24: Always Sparkle 17 (1)
22: People (6)
19: No Time Like Scent: My, How The Seeds Find Their Snookums (8)
17: Safetypin 20 (The Challengening) (6)
15: Heathen (4)
12: Beard (5)
10: Always Sparkle 16 (6)
08: Beat (8)
05: Four More Years (12)
03: Election (10)
01: Bananas (7)

October 2004 (13)

29: Welcome to Paranoland (16)
27: Warmth (12)
25: Pennies (6)
22: Abduction (13)
20: Always Sparkle 15 (9)
17: Sleep (6)
15: Loved (8)
13: Stories From The Corn Army (12)
11: Fashion (12)
08: Independent (13)
06: Always Sparkle 14 (12)
04: Restrain (3)
01: Slide (9)

September 2004 (12)

29: Captain Slick Saves The Day (12)
27: Stiffneck (5)
24: Reverse (5)
22: Always Sparkle 13 (11)
20: Sides (11)
17: Evoking (6)
15: Safetypin 19 (The Schoolening) (12)
13: Oysters (5)
10: Freshener (6)
08: Always Sparkle 12 (6)
06: Ruse (10)
03: Bottle (12)

August 2004 (14)

31: Goat (Part 2) (7)
30: Goat (Part 1) (10)
27: Late (12)
25: Always Sparkle 11 (6)
23: Edict (11)
20: Abroad (8)
18: What Will Moko Swallow 5 (12)
16: Dog Catcher (6)
13: Sunblock (5)
11: Always Sparkle 10 (10)
09: Stanislavski (17)
06: Socialism (11)
04: Safetypin 18 (The Likening) (8)
02: Beast (5)

July 2004 (13)

30: Idiosyncracies (5)
28: Always Sparkle 9 (5)
26: Call (6)
23: Diet (7)
21: Reading (Part 2) (2)
19: Reading (Part 1) (2)
16: Superintendent (5)
14: Always Sparkle 8 (9)
12: Challenge (4)
09: Coined (5)
06: The Guide: The In-Things Of Summer 2004 (4)
05: News (4)
02: Demure (9)

June 2004 (13)

30: Always Sparkle 7 (8)
28: Napkins (16)
25: Sentences (6)
24: The Return Of Saint John The Baptist (2)
21: Rock (17)
18: Produce (10)
16: Safetypin 17 (The Drawening) (7)
14: Talent (9)
11: Widow (11)
09: Always Sparkle 6 (12)
07: Turtleneck (10)
04: Financing (6)
02: Conscience (Part 2) (2)

May 2004 (13)

31: Conscience (Part 1) (4)
28: Sushi (3)
26: Always Sparkle 5 (5)
24: Accident (7)
21: Interrogating (7)
19: Safetypin 16 (The Bubbling) (5)
17: Baffling (5)
14: Board Game (2)
12: What Will Moko Swallow 4 (4)
10: Excitement (2)
07: Umlaut (5)
05: Always Sparkle 4 (7)
03: Kidneys (7)

April 2004 (13)

30: Swamp (15)
28: The Guide: Occasions Which Call For Pants Creases (6)
26: Thought (8)
23: Lighting (5)
21: Always Sparkle 3 (6)
19: No Time Like Scent: Gone With The Glands (10)
16: Reunion (Part 3) (10)
14: Reunion (Part 2) (7)
12: Reunion (Part 1) (4)
09: Ache (2)
07: Always Sparkle 2 (1)
05: Secret (12)
02: Oz (5)

March 2004 (14)

31: Safetypin 15 (The Foolening) (6)
29: Loons (7)
26: Sweater (9)
24: Always Sparkle 1 (5)
22: Chicken (6)
19: Predetermination (7)
17: Safetypin 14 (The Toyening) (7)
15: Technology (6)
12: Hairstyle (4)
10: Radioactive (Part 2) (1)
08: Radioactive (Part 1) (5)
05: Travel (5)
03: Kite (5)
01: Routines (9)

February 2004 (3)

December 2003 (11)

24: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3 (Part 2) (15)
22: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3 (Part 1) (9)
19: Watch (5)
17: Conservative Neocapitalism (13)
15: Shop (9)
12: Model (7)
10: Undercover (Part 2) (15)
08: Undercover (Part 1) (8)
05: Guinea (5)
03: Safetypin 13 (The Developing) (7)
01: Impersonations (7)

November 2003 (12)

28: Patent (8)
26: Three Legally Deaf British Gentlemen (8)
24: Baking Soda (5)
21: Birthday (Part 3) (9)
19: Birthday (Part 2) (10)
17: Birthday (Part 1) (12)
14: Mojo (1)
12: Advertising (0)
10: French (5)
07: Orange (1)
05: Zero vs. Eight II (4)
03: Bindi (1)

October 2003 (14)

31: Costumes (5)
29: Safetypin 12 (The Halloweening) (0)
27: Halloween (1)
24: Paper (0)
22: Bite (Part 2) (0)
20: Bite (Part 1) (1)
17: Happy (0)
15: Cells (0)
13: Nerf (0)
10: Memento (0)
08: Safetypin 11 (The Naturing) (1)
06: Team (1)
03: Mood (1)
01: Bag (Part 2) (1)

September 2003 (13)

29: Bag (Part 1) (0)
26: Hospitals (0)
24: Medicine (1)
22: Stunts (0)
19: Pirate (4)
17: Safetypin 10 (The Friendening) (2)
14: Teeth (1)
12: Checkbook (2)
10: Freshness (0)
08: Snake Oil (0)
05: Chocolate (0)
03: What Will Moko Swallow 3 (1)
01: Jokes (0)

August 2003 (13)

29: Belt (0)
27: Safetypin 9 (The Reporting) (2)
25: Cynism (1)
22: Pronunciation (3)
20: Vase (Part 2) (1)
18: Vase (Part 1) (2)
15: Split Up (0)
13: Sherlock Holmes (4)
11: Poolside (0)
08: Hard Boiled (2)
06: Zero vs. Eight (0)
04: Nicknames (0)
01: Chips (3)

July 2003 (13)

30: What Will Moko Swallow 2 (0)
28: Discipline (0)
25: Boys (3)
23: Sainthood (1)
21: Worm (1)
18: Geography (2)
16: Nursery (1)
14: Nacho (1)
11: Loafers (2)
09: Safetypin 8 (The Newsening) (1)
07: Fireworks (0)
04: Drowning (3)
02: Pregnancy (1)

June 2003 (13)

30: What Will Moko Swallow 1 (3)
27: Salad (1)
25: Safetypin 7 (The Lollipopping) (1)
23: The Revenge Of Saint John The Baptist (0)
20: Milkshakes (4)
18: Ears (0)
16: Hand (1)
13: Hamster (0)
11: Safety (4)
09: Cedar (1)
06: Quiz (1)
04: Safetypin 6 (The Saddening) (2)
02: Study (1)

May 2003 (13)

30: Rap (0)
28: Coat (Part 2) (2)
26: Coat (Part 1) (1)
23: Seafood (0)
21: Two Living Piles Of Vomit (2)
19: Sweet (0)
16: Bones (1)
14: Poland (3)
12: Surgery (1)
09: Fetch Snooker (Part 3) (2)
07: Fetch Snooker (Part 2) (0)
05: Fetch Snooker (Part 1) (2)
02: Race (1)

April 2003 (13)

30: Lake (2)
28: Uniform (1)
25: Mind (3)
23: Exit (0)
21: Safetypin 5 (The Hunting) (1)
18: Photography (0)
16: Ready (0)
14: Headstone (3)
11: Note (0)
09: Quicksand (2)
07: Lesson (4)
04: Chilblains (1)
02: Safetypin 4 (The Inspiring) (2)

March 2003 (13)

31: Omen (0)
28: Electrocution (2)
26: Hair (Part 2) (1)
24: Hair (Part 1) (2)
21: War (2)
19: Safetypin 3 (The Warring) (2)
17: Wisdom (0)
14: Taste (0)
12: Mustache (0)
10: Turpentine (0)
07: Poem (0)
05: Safetypin 2 (The Telephoning) (4)
03: Cake (0)

February 2003 (12)

28: Millionaire (0)
26: D�ja Vu (0)
24: Hamburger (0)
21: Here Lies My Wife (0)
19: Parenthesis (Part 2) (0)
17: Parenthesis (Part 1) (0)
14: St. Valentine’s Day (0)
12: Peanut Butter (0)
10: Safetypin 1 (The Initining) (0)
07: Construction (0)
05: Operation (0)
03: Insight (0)

January 2003 (14)

31: Opportunities (0)
29: Feng Shui (0)
27: Daleks (0)
24: Robot (1)
22: Beverly Hills (1)
20: Al (0)
17: Philosophical (0)
15: Cheetos (0)
13: Condition (0)
10: Bodyguard (0)
08: Butter (0)
06: Spanish (0)
03: Proof (0)
01: Chinese (0)

December 2002 (13)

30: Renewal (0)
27: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 2 (Part 3) (1)
25: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 2 (Part 2) (0)
23: The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 2 (Part 1) (0)
20: Signs (Part 14) (0)
18: Signs (Part 13) (1)
16: Signs (Part 12) (0)
13: Signs (Part 11) (0)
11: Signs (Part 10) (0)
09: Signs (Part 9) (2)
06: Signs (Part 8) (0)
04: Signs (Part 7) (0)
02: Signs (Part 6) (0)

November 2002 (13)