R Kelly is such a Mack he doesn’t even need to take his pants off.

Are you following along with your Cliff’s Notes? If you are then you would know that the word Climax means the fictional height of a women’s physical experience.

Stats up to Chapter 4;
Midgets: 0
Infidelities: 4
Characters: 6
Incestuous Relationships: 0
Cliffhanger Endings: 4


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