He looks at the closet, he walks up to the closet, he goes up to the closet, now he’s at the closet, now he’s openin’ the closet, the closet, the closet
Some people like Trapt in the Closet for it’s music and the story it tells. Most people like Trapt in the Closet for the unintentional comedy that it provides. Other people hate Trapped in the Closet because it’s clichéd and insipid even though many people claim it to be original and inspired. I like it because it is bringing Opera and Musical theater back to its roots. Amongst and for the people!
Yes Opera. The vastly convoluted and nonsensical plot of R Kelly’s masterpiece is equivalent to any version of The Barber of Seville or the Marriage of Figaro. It’s tackiness and badly written plotting and ultra simple melodies and musical themes lie at the heart of four hundred years of working man musicals and proletarian plays. Burn down Broadway and take off the powdered wigs. All we need is one man with one tune and reams and reams of ludicrous rhymes.
Stats up to and including Chapter 2,
Characters: 4
Number of times the word closet has been said: 11
Infidelities revealed: 2
Times a Gun has been pulled: 1
Homosexuals: 1.5
Midgets: 0
Technically there are 3 infidelities - Both men and the woman.
I was counting by relationship. Maybe I should say, adulterous relationships revealed?
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