http://www.gluemeat.com/2006/10/19/banning-play-at-school/ Everything but steak. Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:54:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.3 http://www.gluemeat.com/2006/10/19/banning-play-at-school/#comment-6776 Wed, 25 Oct 2006 16:59:33 +0000 http://www.gluemeat.com/2006/10/19/banning-play-at-school/#comment-6776 Since losing my hardrive in the Great Hardrive Crash of 2006 this is the kind of stuff I miss without having continuous access to the internet. On behalf of my country I would like to say, We blow, we blow big time. Now, I must leave and try to lure a bunch of children from a school playground with the use of candy in order to create a rebellion game of tag. And if they try to sue me for kidnapping and illegal game of tag during school hours, I will just walk up to them, get in their face, touch them on the arm, and say, "Tag you're it!" And run like mad. Since losing my hardrive in the Great Hardrive Crash of 2006 this is the kind of stuff I miss without having continuous access to the internet. On behalf of my country I would like to say, We blow, we blow big time. Now, I must leave and try to lure a bunch of children from a school playground with the use of candy in order to create a rebellion game of tag. And if they try to sue me for kidnapping and illegal game of tag during school hours, I will just walk up to them, get in their face, touch them on the arm, and say, “Tag you’re it!” And run like mad.

]]> http://www.gluemeat.com/2006/10/19/banning-play-at-school/#comment-6537 Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:37:04 +0000 http://www.gluemeat.com/2006/10/19/banning-play-at-school/#comment-6537 That was my thought exactly. That was my thought exactly.

]]> http://www.gluemeat.com/2006/10/19/banning-play-at-school/#comment-6510 Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:29:36 +0000 http://www.gluemeat.com/2006/10/19/banning-play-at-school/#comment-6510 dude you stole a newspaper when you were ten? My god you're dorky. Most kids steal candy bars or little plastic toys but you dorkiness is so omniprescent you stole something by which to learn with. dude you stole a newspaper when you were ten?
My god you’re dorky. Most kids steal candy bars or little plastic toys but you dorkiness is so omniprescent you stole something by which to learn with.

]]> http://www.gluemeat.com/2006/10/19/banning-play-at-school/#comment-6501 Thu, 19 Oct 2006 21:46:15 +0000 http://www.gluemeat.com/2006/10/19/banning-play-at-school/#comment-6501 I'm continually amazed that the American people live as long as they do. They claim that everything is dangerous and try to outlaw it. I’m continually amazed that the American people live as long as they do. They claim that everything is dangerous and try to outlaw it.

]]> http://www.gluemeat.com/2006/10/19/banning-play-at-school/#comment-6492 Thu, 19 Oct 2006 15:18:17 +0000 http://www.gluemeat.com/2006/10/19/banning-play-at-school/#comment-6492 These people are absolutely insane. It seems there is no limit to their desire to control people. Even in Stalin's Russia children could still play tag! These people are absolutely insane. It seems there is no limit to their desire to control people. Even in Stalin’s Russia children could still play tag!

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