Grow your own mutant vegetables
Any person who knows me, even remotely, can readily assess to the fact that I have often wished, no, pined for the day I could find a zucchini that would smile at me all the time I was steaming it.
That day, my stars, has finally stumbled upon me, like a drunk indie rock babe who swore to me she could hold her liquor. Ladies and gentlemen: the Vegiforms.
Nothing like the type of mutant vegetable that Monsanto proposes, the Vegiform is the latest innovation in the field of squash manipulation. Simply place the 1/8″ thick, clear plastic molds over a growing eggplant, melon, pumpkin, cucumber, zucchini or summer squash so it can grow into the casing and conform itself to the design. In a few weeks time, you will have yourself a pimped-out, one-of-a-kind veg to freak out astound your entourage. Imagine an actual cornucopia of Garden Elf shaped melons gracing your favourite neighbour’s lawn, one dewey morning…!
Or cucumber that looks like corn on the cob! Cucumber that LOOKS like CORN ON THE COB!! IT BOGGLES THE IMAGINATION!!!
Thanks to Lee Valley for making my life this much more complete.
Wow, and I thought my vegetables stirred political debate with their right-wing antics.
Oh, wait, I apologize. They’re not vegetables. They are fruits. Foiled again.