Classic AWR - Clubbing 10
Good morning fellow, Gluemeaties!
You know, people like to chat about milestones. Milestones are a good conversation subject. They can make you sound smart. They can perk up a lull. They can make you feel good inside. And hopefully, the knowledge that Tom Turnasella’s Distant Screaming hit 200 comics yesterday will help you do at least two of those things. Yes, two; demand great things from yourself.
So the anniversary I was talking about last week is a big one. It marks an auspicious event in Gluemeat history, one which many Gluemeaties still haven’t got over yet: Safetypin’s death. Yes, the day I killed off the green screaming bear-thing was a day which went down in infamy with many people still in shock, even though we inch towards the one year mark.
So how are we going to remember Safetypin? It can be a number of things, but what I am going to do for sure is make a call out to anyone who wants to submit anything Safetypin-related to do so: drawings, paintings, poems, eulogies, clay figures, paper maché, macaroni; anything you feel like pulling out to make the memory of Safetypin stay allive.
Then, when you’re done with your work of art, send it to me. ME. And you will see; Safetypin’s memory will live on. Forever.
FIRST!
It just keeps going, and going, and going….
Precious sperm?
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I’m assuming the Arabs would use it to create a race of Peteys.
Didn’t you skip a handful of episodes before the bathroom?
Nope. If you check the dates on the individual comics, they all follow sequentially, with the two-day shift after five comics, which represented the weekend.