Slumming
Good morning fellow Gluemeaties!
Well, I didn’t think this Ma.gnolia would pay off so well so quickly, but it has! It’s without a doubt the best idea I’ve ever, ever had. Even more than that time I decided to have the surgery. You know, the surgery; for that thing.
Just to put this whole Ma.gnolia thing into perspective, the founder of the website, Mr. Larry Halff has added Gluemeat to his social bookmarking list, rated it with a whopping five stars, and wrote the following in this description:
“Excellent incongruous humor in convenient web comic format.”
Wow! Gluemeat is in convenient web comic format! This social bookmarking this is TEH RULEZ. Heh, who knows, with all this endorsing, maybe he’ll make me a Ma.gnolia featured linker and I’ll become this schnazzy web superstar. I mean, moreso than I already am.

I got down once in front of a police man. It wasn’t pleasant.
I’ve had the police shout at me to get down. With their guns pulled. Not fun.