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Sham

Happy Saint Buy-Me-Something-Or-I-Won't-Feel-Special Day!

THERE IS ONE WEEK LEFT TO SEND ME A CARD!

Yes, fellow Gluemeaties, to kick off this week, I have dusted off the venerable <blink> HTML tag to emphasize that all that is left to send me a birthday card is about five days. My birthday is this Sunday, February 19, and there is no mail delivery on Sundays. Because that would be terrible. For mail carriers to work on Sunday. It is, after all, the day of the Lord.

If you’re feeling crafty, you can make your own card. If not, a store-bought one will be just as nice. BUT IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! IT DESERVES CARDS! ELSE I WILL USE THE BLINK TAG AGAIN! I’M JUST THAT CRAZY TO DO IT!

In the meantime, great news has befallen my grateful crown, as I have succeeded in losing the weight I wanted! That’s right, folks, I have reached my objective of 200 pounds and then some! I am currently stationed at 198 pounds!! Whoo! So not only did I ditch the 10 pounds I wanted to get rid of, I’m well on my way to getting rid of the extra 10 I’d like to lose to return to hanging out around the 190-pound mark. Talk about a birthday gift… for my health!

Ugh. That was corny.

Well, have a good week everyone! CARDS!

This entry was posted by Mike on Monday, February 13th, 2006 at 7:14 am and is filed under Comics. Stay fresh on your flaming needs by following responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

7 Responses to “Sham”

  1. by Dopefish: Monday, February 13th, 2006 at 9:25 am

    WOOO! Thanks, Case! I got the best idea for a valentine’s gift now!

  2. by Sev: Monday, February 13th, 2006 at 10:05 am

    Stalker muppet?

  3. by meattoad: Monday, February 13th, 2006 at 10:24 am

    dude, i’ve always wanted a stalker. or to be a professional stalker…

  4. by Case: Monday, February 13th, 2006 at 11:09 am

    Well, you have stalking me down pretty well. If you ever need references…

  5. by Jan: Monday, February 13th, 2006 at 11:45 am

    Might get one for my own gf =)

  6. by Sev: Monday, February 13th, 2006 at 1:02 pm

    Gluemeat: your stalker employment gonnegtion.

  7. by The Man In Grey: Monday, February 13th, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    So…is the purple monster gonna eat her feet or what’s going on with that?

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