Gluemeat

Advice of the day: if someone tells you that they feel the DVD format has already passed its prime, answer “You would know, wouldn’t you?” and enjoy the following puzzled look from your interlocutor and nearby eavesdroppers.

So I put on some weight. You know, the Holidays. I splurged, man, big time. Not a problem, really. But over the weekend there was this function I desired to attend and wished to wear my favourite Ugly Kung-Fro T-shirt to venture into said function. But when I tried it on, it felt snug. Way too snug. I stared at myself in the mirror and realised with horror that I have a commanding pudge. Not that the pudge is really a problem, but the pudge would keep me from wearing my favourite T-shirt. Which is unacceptable.

Thusly, as of today, Case Yorke is on a diet.

Therefore, following a suggestion my therapist issued to help me overcome my fear of sandals, I decided to come up with a motivational tool to help me drop the weight. That motivational tool will be to post my weight on my website, once a day, after I weigh myself in the morning. See, there is nothing better to crank my car than the potential for public humiliation.

Just before the holidays, I was hovering around 200 pounds. Now, I’m around 210. I need to drop at least 10 pounds. 10 pounds will be my objective. If things go well, I’d ideally like to reach 190. But let’s go one at a time.

So feel free to email, use the Glueboard or IM me (either at AIM Moko No Swallow or MSN gluemeat@hotmail.com) to tell me how much of a disgusting fatty I am. I will then proceed to punch you. Numerous times. In the face.

Have a great week everyone!

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