Gluemeat

Read More… »

Smell: my aromatherapist never said paint fumes could help me attain such levels of nifty.

So I have decided to pull out some of the old fanworks that have been offered to me over the years, which we affectionately refer to as “Meatgrinds” around these parts, and give them the proper inclusion they deserve with full front page honours.

This particular one is one of my favourites, a vision from longtime Gluemeaty fungifut, of whose presence I miss quite a lot. His Livejournal has lots of his stuff. His deviantART site even more. Go say hello. Maybe he’ll come back.

Anyhow, why don’t you join the Notification List of Pure Joy?

« Collapse Article

Read More… »

Hello and happy Monday, fellow Gluemeaties!

Well now, let’s see. Today is January 30. The first month of the year is just about over. February is coming up. Februrary is a good month. A short, albeit good month. It is a birthday month. The month of my birthday. Yes, mine. Case Yorke. My birthday.

As it has become a bit of a tradition during these past few years, I am in the market for birthday cards. Because, you know, I love birthday cards. It’s a single weakness in me which rends my insides and slashes through my defences. So I’m asking you, fellow Gluemeaties, to send me birthday cards.

I don’t ever, ever ask you good folks for money. I don’t ask you to buy stuff from an Amazon wishlist. Hell, I don’t even ask you for appreciation. But a card, a nice nifty little card, homemade or Hallmark’d, is really, really something I’d love to have.

So come on, if you have it in ya, send me a card to wish me a happy 32nd. It should go over here:

3900, Chevalier St.

Québec City, Qc

G1P1M8

CANADA

In the meantime, don’t forget to join the MySpace fan group!

« Collapse Article

Read More… »

Good morning fellow Gluemeaties!

Well, what can you say, it’s been a terribly busy week for me personally and Canada has dropped over to the dark side. Okay, so the Conservatives will be closely in check with a very left-leaning House of Commons, so there’s hope they won’t be running amok doing whatever they please. But the fact that Stephen Harper was elected is proof positive that people wanted a change and felt like bashing the Liberals into submission. Only there were better choices than making ourselves suffer for it.

So, what’s new? The MySpace group is growing, and finally after a full week of waiting, I will finally be able to start posting on the message board. Yeah, after joining MySpace you can’t begin participating in discussions and stuff until a full week has passed. What a way to start a community. BSM’s initiative is very cool and it’s well worth spending some time there. Milkshakes for all!

Oh, and my birthday’s coming up soon. More on that next week. But as for now, enjoy today’s comic and have a most good weekend-thing.

« Collapse Article

Read More… »

Fellow Gluemeaties, today is election day in Canada. To say that I am worried is an understatement.

Polls have recently shown that the Conservative Party of Canada has a good chance of winning the election with a majority government. We are quite close to ending up with a conservative, socially repressive government, led by one of the most right-wing politicians to ever lead a political party in Canada, one Stephen Harper. His political roots can be traced back to the foundation of the Canadian Reform Party, which was strewn with bigots and fundamentalists, and other special interest groups looking to keep true social progress down.

I’ll be stuck to my TV tonight, hoping to the very end that Peter Mansbridge doesn’t make any official announcements to confirm Canadians have elected Stephen Harper as the new Prime Minister of Canada.

I hope that in a best case scenario, he comes into power with a minority government so the rest of the left and left-leaning parties can keep him in check.

« Collapse Article

Read More… »

Fun fact:Muffins do not grow on Greeks!

I recently had a thought which implied many different levels of cashew inhaling. No, not eating, not chewing, not rolling around in your mouth until it dissolves; inhaling cashews is what I was thinking about. Then, the thought stopped.

Yes.

« Collapse Article

Read More… »

Paranoia: Delusional parasitosis is the emotional condition in which a person believes that live organisms are present on or in the skin of his or her body, or periodically biting them.

I don’t know if you know this, but if you do, ignore it; but if you don’t pay attention: our pal Sev has started back at doing his own webcomic, the one known as The Armenian Caper. And no, it has little to do with a tasty condiment usually enjoyed with fish. So I suggest you all go take a gander and have fun doing so. Otherwise, BEES!

Have a great day, everyone!

« Collapse Article

Read More… »

Today’s comic was inspired by an edition of Acid Zen Wonder Paint!

Recipe: In a bowl mix two eggs, 1 cup of flower, 2 tbsp. of butter, 1 tsp. of vanilla extract, whip, and throw it at a dog.

Wow! Fellow Gluemeaty formerBSM has (are you ready for this?) opened up a Gluemeat fan group over at Myspace.com (aka Rupert Murdoch’s muckabout). Holy smoking dishcloths! There’s even a discussion forum to, you know, discuss. Of course, you do realise that you will have to go join up, right? For every person who doesn’t join, Abe Vigoda cries. Abe is very sad, right now. So go! This will be fun! Thanks, BSM!

And don’t forget to sign up for the Notification List! See below!

« Collapse Article

Read More… »

Been quite busy over the past few days, fellow Gluemeaties, so mundo apologies for the update lack-ness. But, here’s a classic Aren’t We Real comic which will surely hold you over until tomorrow with a brand-spankin’ new Gluemeat!

Forsooth!

« Collapse Article