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5 Responses to “Smurf”

1. by Sev: Monday, August 8th, 2005 at 9:47 am
   

   Watch “The Smurfs,” and every time they say “smurf,” imagine that they’re saying, “I’ll have the orange-glazed turkey, please.”

   Your mind will be blown.

2. by Jan: Monday, August 8th, 2005 at 3:07 pm
   

   I found two old smurf figurines a few months back, and if anyone’d care to host an image I have of them, your minds will be blown… >_

3. by meattoad: Monday, August 8th, 2005 at 5:38 pm
   

   “the Smurfs” is a racist and sexist show. the only black smurf was exiled to the forest. the only female smurf was originally an incarnation of evil and was turned to the light side when she discovered the cock.

4. by Sev: Monday, August 8th, 2005 at 11:42 pm
   

   I don’t recall any chickens in “The Smurfs.”

5. by blaze: Friday, August 12th, 2005 at 7:45 pm
   

   there is going to be a CGI smurf movie, probably around 2007-8

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