Foreign

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9 Responses to “Foreign”

  1. by Short_Guy:

    Stupid foreign girls don’t even know what a mouse looks like… Anyway, I’m going to try that line on my next big date, so wish me luck!

  2. by ESH:

    Une souris blueue puérile
    Qui courait dans l’herbe.
    Je l’attrape par la queue,
    Je la montre à ces messieurs.
    Ces messieurs me disent :
    Trempez-la dans l’huile,
    Trempez-la dans l’eau,
    Ça fera un escargot
    Tout chaud.
    Je la mets dans un tiroir,
    Elle me dit : Il fait trop noir.
    Je la mets dans mon chapeau,
    Elle me dit : Il fait trop chaud.

  3. by steve the table:

    damn french speaking people…
    english is hard enough! how can you expect me to be bilingual, im only four legs and a flat bit

  4. by Jan:

    Some of us haven’t had french in five years, ya bastard!

  5. by Useful_Idiot:

    La souris est sous la table, le chat est-il sur la chaise, et le singe est-il dans… où est le singe ?

  6. by Sev:

    Toda la gente se acuerda: español es mejor que francés por mismo razón que las enchiladas son mejores que los caracoles. Y también, nalgas. Me estoy reyendo fuerte fuerte nalgas.

  7. by Roadie:

    Je sentis quelqu’un qui adore Tool…

  8. by meattoad:

    ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit croak.

  9. by meattoad:

    ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit croak.

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