Ou Est Case Yorke? (Part 2)
So yup. another comic. Anyhoo. Just so the crazed and addled words of Case Yorke aren’t totally gone from this humble webpage, here are some snippets of quotes from the man himself:
Hell Eats Cheese: there’s nothing worse than MILD CHEDDAR
Hell Eats Cheese: mild cheese tries to be cheese so hard
Hell Eats Cheese: it wants people to believe it is cheese
Hell Eats Cheese: it is flavourless
Hell Eats Cheese: it is nothing
Hell Eats Cheese: it is EVIL
Belial310: compared to American Cheese?
Hell Eats Cheese: american process cheese doesn’t attempt to be cheese
Hell Eats Cheese: for it has the term “process” in its midst
Hell Eats Cheese: but Cheddar Cheese
Hell Eats Cheese: MILD Cheddar Cheese
Hell Eats Cheese: it uses the word CHEESE without adjectives or restraint!
Belial310: actually the Mild there is kind of a warning that what you are getting is a lesser form of cheddar
Belial310: wouldn’t evil cheese try to hide the fact that its undelicious?
Hell Eats Cheese: i believe mild cheddar does
Hell Eats Cheese: because everyone has warm memories of cheddar
Hell Eats Cheese: kind of like going to the play park at McDonald’s
Belial310: or like killing your first hooker with a rag soaked in kerosene
Hell Eats Cheese: ah, rites of passage
Belial310: ah thursdays at 4am
Hell Eats Cheese: I HAVE GRAFTED A DEER ANTLER TO MY GROIN!
and here’s everybody’s favorite egoist in action:
Moko No Swallow (8:11:45 PM): we have so much in common!
Moko No Swallow (8:11:54 PM): i mean, i like funny things… and i’m a serial killer!
Moko No Swallow (8:12:06 PM): because i keep BLOWING PEOPLE’S MINDS!!!
first comment..
first time in a long time…
this one confused the heck out of me more than usual, what’s the dude trying to eat? any who’s te guy in the hockey mask in the background….
hahahaha, that’s what i should expect on tuesdays
That would be Butch, from Chopping Block, found at http://www.choppingblock.org/
Careful of course, it’s a good comic but it’s based upon pretty dark humour about a serial killer, so if yeu’re not into the whole gore and murdering thingie yeu might want to leave it alone.
If yeu can put up with the somewhot disturbing look and feel to the thing, it’s actually pretty good.
As for whot he’s eating… it looks like a vase to me but I think I’m wrong. Can’t really tell.
Hrm on second thought I think it’s wine or beer or something, previous comic has boxjam telling him to drink up, and the text in this one says “winey”, though the context is not exactly obvious and I’ve never seen a wine bottle like that before.
Then again I don’t drink (personal preferance, no particular reason just like grape juice better) so whotever.
Wine is grape juice, after all. I like to call it “Jesus Juice.”
It’s not a wine bottle, it’s a container. Its exact name is ‘carafe’ or ‘decanter’, and it is used at a table when there is no suitable bottle (i.e. if you’re using and enormous one, or if it’s just homemade wine). And that is my bit of enlightenment for the day.
I also recommend dear old butch, yes the humor is dark, but it’s hilarious; even if you’re not into the whole gore thing, you’re going to be after reading it
Case: you should call water the “jesus juice”
Putting the bottle on the table is ‘declassé’ - which is why carafes are used. Butch is fun, but unfortunately, LAH (the author) has thrown one of his disappearing fits.
Etiquette: the backbone of any webcomic aficionado.
I feel a little better now. Someone in the Gluemeat readership can identify a carafe. Thank you Jan and Planck for renewing my faith in this community. This is what we here at Deadmeat expect out of reader’s, high-class elitism. Soon we will beat back the tides of the low-brow rabble that Case Yorke has continued to invite with his videogame humor and jokes about those of the Yiddish perspective .
I do not drink… vine…
Mostly because it upsets my stomache. Apart from that, I *am* very arrogant and elitistic, even anti-semitic at times.
Wine—>antisemitism…is it me or the thread of logig is difficult to follow?
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TN: I can Identify a carafe because I currently live in Italy, we nearly have carafe trees here. (too much wine, but I’m not complaining
And for my bit of transcendental philosophy of the day, there is a question that has been perplexing me for some time. Why is it that we have Deadmeat now (supposedly as a result of Case’s unavailability) yet he replies at the posts? Spoken I have, hmmm….
**LOGIC
argh
Quite simply put, dear Plank, I have very little time to consecrate to creating new Gluemeat comics this month, yet I always come check the site at whatever short moment of free time I may have to make sure TN isn’t turning the place into his *another* of his timeshare pyramid schemes.
I got plans, see? See we take these monsters, right? We start a haunted house, yeah yeah? You feelin’ me? We invite everybody to the haunted house and they come thinkin’ it’s gonna be all scary and shit but in fact the house is also for sale, yeah! ‘Cause it’s a condo, get it? Like at Hilton Head. and people gonna pay big ass cash money to live there, right? and then we take all that money and buy more psychedelic mushrooms, you feel me? I’ll eat a bunch of ‘em.
I can’t stand it when people say “You feelin’ me?” because most people who say that are people who I would never, ever want to feel.
So you’re not down with the Pee Pants?
0_o…
…pee pants?
Would I even want to know?
And yes Case, I wouldn’t want to feel people who say “you feelin’ me” usually because such terms imply some latent (and non) lack of hygiene. The shrooms tell them that showers are evil.
this one is damn aswome! fuck yes!!!!!!!
this one is damn aswome! fuck yes!!!!!!!
this one is damn aswome! fuck yes!!!!!!!
it… looks more like an official coca cola glass than a “carafe”. Much more. In fact, you can see the logo. I know this because I’m drinking from one right now