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Come on, now. You didn’t really think I would have killed off Orange… before the 500th…? It’s fair game on everyone. Place your bets, the moment is coming,

Monday’s comic was more or less based on a dream I had a couple of weeks ago, where I dreamt I was sitting on a park bench on a hot summer day with two popsicle halves, one in each hand. I was saving one for my girlfriend. I started to eat mine because it was really hot and, well, it was starting to melt. So was the other one. But I was determined not to eat it, because I was saving it for my girlfriend. I waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, but she never came. I was left there holding a bare popsicle stick, my hand covered with sticky red stuff. When I woke up, I was unbelievably sad.

Oh, and, of course, you have all been reading Tasteful Future… right?

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It’s news time, fellow Gluemeaties!

Yes indeed, it’s been quite a dramatic time here at the Yorke household with our lovely, egregious, and bombastic iMac out of the home on repairs. I always have my trusty iBook on back-up in situations like this but, gosh people, let me tell you: dropping from a 17-inch widescreen to a 12-inch one which runs on OS9… it takes you down a couple of pegs. The enthusiasm just isn’t there. Especially since the program I used to put Gluemeat together is a little buggy on the iBook, so it makes it harder. But, I still delivered a few comics like the honest, trustworthy trooper I am, despite the fact that my girlfriend had a paper to hand in, so we were both fighting over computer time, which has never happened since the iMac’s been in, obviously.

So, yeah, I’m real glad my computer is back. Problem? Video card was messed up and has now been replaced. How long with this hold? Let’s talk about it again in a couple of months.

About the countdown counter, it started bugging just a few days before the iMac went bye-bye, and it was just a pain to try and do any kind of HTML on the iBook, so it’s all my procrastinating heart’s fault. Had I repaired it from the get-go, you wouldn’t have had to suffer like you all did. But now it’s working.

Now, I know you want me to talk about today’s comic, but it’s late, and I’m tired, and… well… I have no real excuses,. I just want to stretch it out till Wednesday. You know, because I can. Yeah, love me.

Oh, and BoxJam still sucks. See you midweek, Gluemeaties!

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