Karaoke
Friday Morning Note Of Interest: I have just been informed by my hosting provider that there will be system-wide upgrades tonight starting at 11pm EST, which will effectively render gluemeat.com inaccessible for a few hours. The situation should return to normal early Saturday morning. Thanks for your understanding.
Okay, so this is funny? It’s comedy? It’s droll? Amusing? Giggle-worthy? If you‘ve been stealing Maxim magazine from your library’s periodicals section, maybe.
One of my old webcomic pals, and I mean “pal” as in “never decided to wait till my back was turned to stab me in the back with a rusty miner’s pike or an elk” kind of pal, Eric Toffey (mmm… yum…) has rushed back at the world with the full-on force of a football tackle and has opened up mestupid.com, a budding community for lovers of pop culture on all levels. Lots of stuff to see and do there, SO GET TO IT!! You can always read Eric’s thought-provoking and mindbending Sauce, too. Heh. “Mindbending.”
And speaking of people with websites, I took the time to visit regular Gluemeat reader Sev’s web offering, over at mandor.net. It comes in the format of a community weblog and delivers biting articles or a crispy, scathing sort, sometimes humorous, always ironic, and never juiceless. If you’re in the mood for something different, have a few glances over in that direction.
Otherwise, I hope you all have a wonderful weekend, everybody! See you Monday!

What is the date of Malaisemas?
I would guess 24th of February, because that’s my ex-girlfriend’s birthday.
There isn’t already a holiday on that day? Okay, then we’ll make it so.
I still need a date for Dress Like a Schoolteacher day. :/
I’m dreaming of a dry-cleaned malaisemas
Something, and then, and well, you know
In the wind I’m pissin’
and vaguely missin’
Some old television show
I’m dreaming of a dry-cleaned malaisemas
With every TPS report I write
May your days be vaguely not right
And may all your malaisemases be martinized