Kitten
Hello and good Monday to you all!
Well, yes, that mean, nasty bug which not only claimed the health of my boy Mathias last Thursday also took my girlfriend as its next victim the very next day, which only meant that I was next in line on Saturday to fall prey to its nasty, evil, gastric clutches. Everyone was so sick in the Yorke household, you could almost SMELL the germs. But, in a sense, we all spent quality time together, trading bathroom stories, competing for highest fever marks, and how long one could sleep without an “incident.” Yes, those family ties run deep. Deep, deep, deep.
So, with not-so-much-delay, here is today’s Gluemeat, which I hope you will enjoy.
Mao Tse loves the little kittens
All the kittens of China
Brown and Black, Grey or White
They’re delicious in his sight
Kung Pao kitten for the world!
Haha nice one! Although the last panel was kind of lost on me, the first 3 on their own are hilarious!
Mao is actually *also* the chinese word for kitten.
And his successor is quoted for saying “The colour of the cat is unimportant as long as it catches the mice.”, speaking about capitalism creeping into chinese society.
Mao is chinese for kitten?
That’s terrible. I mean, being killed by a Hitler or a Stalin (man of steel) or even a Saddam (he who confronts) I could take. But a kitten?