Captain Slick Rescues A Cat

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I’m very excited to announce that Gluemeat was selected as coolstop’s Pick of the Day for February 1st! Wow! For a site which has given itself the mission to “provide fresh pointers to the non-commercial, creative side of the web. With an eye out for honest personal expression, excellence in web design, and original creative content, coolstop recognizes another great site every day,” I’ll admit to being a little more than flattered. Many thanks to the coolstop staff for selecting my little waste of HTML and a big hearty welcome to all coolstop readers!

What a way to kick off February, which is already the best month of the year! Why is is the best month of the year? Because it is the month of my birthday! Believe it or not, on February 19, I am going to be turning 31 years old and all the more idiotic for it. But the real reason I’m mentioning this to you at this point, fellow Gluemeaties, is to remind you of my LOVE FOR RECEIVING BIRTHDAY CARDS. I agree, there is a certain amount of tackiness related to birthday cards, but I can’t help it. There’s nothing more fun than coming home after a long day’s work, opening up the mailbox, and seeing birthday cards in there.

I don’t ask you Gluemeaties to donate money, to buy me stuff, to pick out items from my Amazon wish list (which I don’t have) because that’s not why I do the comic. But, if there was ever a moment you wanted to show me you enjoy Gluemeat a great deal, this would be it. Just grab a birthday card or make your own and send it to:

3900 Chevalier Street

Québec City, Qc

G1P1M8

CANADA

If you do so, Mister Yorke will be ever so happy. You all want me to be happy right? Right.

Big news on what I have planned for the 500th comic, coming up soon… enjoy today’s Captain Slick!

8 Responses to “Captain Slick Rescues A Cat”

  1. by formerBSM:

    At least he’s not hated as much as Fetus Eating Freddie. That guy has it rough.

  2. by Sev:

    Alas, poor Cory. Doesn’t he know that cats don’t have enough vitamin C? Nobody loves him because his teeth are loose.

  3. by Gemini6Ice:

    It wasn’t until my 4th read or so that I got that the audience was booing Cory. I kept interpreting it as some omniscient being shouting, “Boo!” as if to scare Cory.

  4. by yesdnil311:

    damned scurvy

  5. by Fetus Eating Freddie:

    Stories about my deeds have been greatly exaggerated.

  6. by Personman:

    Yeah, i totally didn’t get the booing thing. It was funny anyway though.

  7. by Dan Beeston:

    Poor Poor Corey.

    It’s this sort of bigotry that makes the world a sad place to live. Except for cats. They get it easy.

  8. by meattoad:

    what’s wrong with eating a little pussy now and again? and to the fetus man, atleast you’re making the world a cleaner place.

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