The Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3.5 (Part 5)

It’s Christmas Eve! It’s Christmas Eve, everyone! And yes, I GOT ALL MY HOLIDAY SHOPPING DONE!!! It took me about five hours, but I did it, and I’m all the better for it. Although I was expecting the store to be filled with last-minute freaks like myself, it actually turned out that there weren’t all that many people. I don’t know if that’s any indicator of how well other people organise their lives, or if it means that people aren’t shopping as much, I really couldn’t say, and frankly, right now, I really couldn’t care, because I did it. I DID IT!
So I’ll take the time right now to wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas. I hope you all have the chance to enjoy yourselves and have fun, and if not, well, you’re all invited to the Yorke household.
Here’s hoping you have a great Christmas, which will hopefully be better than Blue and Orange’s!
That has to be the biggest puerile I’ve ever seen.
Bravo!! Bravo!!! Excellent,superb… puerille?
Who says calling people names is harmless..?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can entomb me in an icy prison until I finally succumb to a dreadful death from starvation, dehydration, and hypothermia.