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Hello fellow Gluemeaties and welcome to the start of another week of your life.

First and foremost, it is Monkey Day tomorrow. Something tells me that quite a few of you are totally fed up of me talking about, but you just have one more day to bear with it all! And besides, you should be thankful for it, because it has given me the occasion of giving you four full days of comics this week! Now how special is that? How can any other event than Monkey Day can be worthy enough for me to break my age-old routine of thrice-weekly updates?

Well, Christmas, actually. For you see, fellow Gluemeaties, I announced last this year’s Gluemeat Holiday Humdrum would be big. And I shall deliver. For you see, starting next Monday, December 20, the annual Gluemeat Christmas Holiday Humdrum 3.5 will be coming to you five days a week for two weeks. Yes, five days a week. Five. Days. A week. I have taken the precaution to have everything ready so in the event of another tragic Xmas mishap, my succession will be able to post the comics to the web site and you will be able to enjoy the entire Humdrum this year, just as if I were still alive. So get excited, tell your friends, and post it on websites everywhere! We shall dominate the earth!

Speaking of Christmas, I know that a lot of you would like to add me to their gift-giving list, but are afraid to do so, considering my distinctly exquisite and hard-to-please palate. Well, let me tell you that nothing says “Merry Christmas” like airbrushed wilderness animals on a T-shirt:

The $25 price tag may seem a little steep for a T-shirt to some, but it’s a small price to pay for good taste.

Have a great week everyone and see you tomorrow for the Monkey Day comic!

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