Condominium (Part 2)

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10 Responses to “Condominium (Part 2)”

  1. by ESH:

    All right, who are you and what have you done with Blue?!?

  2. by Personman:

    Not quite as super-awesome as the last one. But I like it. A many-lot. And I think it is actually in keeping with Blue’s development. I think he’s kinda figuring out, by trial and error, in his own distorted way, what works and what doesn’t. He’s not anywhere near there yet, but he is earnest and whatever that word is I can’t think of that means undauntable, only it’s a real word.

  3. by Jan:

    Go figure. Blue thinks rap music is cool…

  4. by TN:

    I heard MC Ex Con is goin on tour with Grand Buffet and MC Pee Pants/Sir Loin/Little Brittle. All I have to say is:

    I want candy/bubblegum and taffy
    skip to the sweet shop/with my sweetheart Sandy
    got my penny saved/so I’m her sugar Daddy.
    I’m her Hume Cronyn/she’s my Jessica Tandy.
    I want candy.

  5. by Bizarre Reverend:

    hell yea mc pee pants! its nice to see his boombastic lyrics are still alive and kickin…

    mess up the mix, mix up the mess
    come on down yo heres the address
    6-1-2 wharf avenue
    6-1-2 wharf avenue

    Peace

  6. by Quack:

    would you sue if someone stole that idea?

  7. by meattoad:

    “I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
    Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
    Got my pennies saved so I’m a sugar daddy
    I’m her Hugh Cronyn, she’s my Jessica Tandy, I want candy

    Put it in a pile
    Split it with my bitty
    Fifty/fifty, down the the line
    Kind of like the close encounters
    Of the cavity kind

    I’m talkin’ lickerish, kisses
    Talkin’ chocolate dile smiles
    I want candy

    I gotta sugar tooth
    Put on your shinguards, Sandy
    ‘Cause I wanna knock boots

    Lick a pepermint stick
    ‘Til the lollipop droops
    Gum drop that don’t stop
    ‘Til the litlot loose

    Candy, candy

    I need candy
    Bubble gum and taffy
    Get in my way punk
    You’re gonna get your ass beat

    Nasty
    Do it ’til your daddy sees
    Embarass your own family
    Just ’cause you came between a kid and his candy

    I need candy
    Any kind’ll do
    Don’t care if it’s nutritious or FDA approved
    It’s gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
    A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

    Use a giant drill, bore straight into hell
    Releasin’ ancient demons from a sleep forever spell
    So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated

    I need candy, want some candy
    Eat candy ’til I’m dead
    I’ll kill you for some candy
    Give me candy, candy head

    Where you keepin’ all the candy
    Who made you candy king
    If you don’t give me
    I will make the ladies sing

    Candy, do you want it
    Candy on the way to school

    Candy at school, at lunch
    In the afternoon

    Candy at school
    on the way home from school

    Candy at din, at din
    Hooray

    Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
    Come on down yo, here’s the address
    Said six, one-two Wharf Avenue
    Right next to gentleman’s club”

    the site thinks that I’m a spammer because of the diet pill line, so I have to remove it.

  8. by MC CHris:

    Those aren’t the right lyrics faggt

  9. by meattoad:

    yes they are. I have the song, cretin.

  10. by meattoad:

    yes they are, besides the diet pill line. I have the song, cretin. and on the off chance that I’m wrong, please enlighten me as to what the lyrics really are.

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