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	<title>Comments on: Stories From The Corn Army</title>
	<link>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/</link>
	<description>Everything but steak.</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>by: meattoad</title>
		<link>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2903</link>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2005 21:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2903</guid>
					<description>why must yuo lie so often?  Eleanor Rigby is eating all my crumpets!!!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>why must yuo lie so often?  Eleanor Rigby is eating all my crumpets!!!
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		<title>by: Jan</title>
		<link>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2902</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2004 16:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2902</guid>
					<description>Lasties!

Now shut up and play nice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lasties!</p>
<p>Now shut up and play nice.
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		<title>by: Personman</title>
		<link>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2901</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2004 06:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2901</guid>
					<description>Little sense as it made, that was extremely funny. 

But I'm still gonna pwn you in the firsties war.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Little sense as it made, that was extremely funny. </p>
<p>But I&#8217;m still gonna pwn you in the firsties war.
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		<title>by: TN</title>
		<link>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2900</link>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2004 03:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2900</guid>
					<description>The only humor I understand is that which is being delivered by a man dressed in women's clothing, this forces me to picture Mr. Yorke wearing a cornflower blue sundress with yellow trim so that I may enjoy his webe comice .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only humor I understand is that which is being delivered by a man dressed in women&#8217;s clothing, this forces me to picture Mr. Yorke wearing a cornflower blue sundress with yellow trim so that I may enjoy his webe comice .
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		<title>by: Personman</title>
		<link>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2899</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 06:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2899</guid>
					<description>At this point, my dear TN, I believe the lameness has been somewhat absorbed into the entire point of the 'firsties' running comment-gag. If you truly believe that I hold any stake in whether or not i post first, then I am sad for you. However, that doesn't mean i won't still post before you EVERY SINGLE TIME, BIATCH!

Read only in case of severe lack of humor: No offense meant :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At this point, my dear TN, I believe the lameness has been somewhat absorbed into the entire point of the &#8216;firsties&#8217; running comment-gag. If you truly believe that I hold any stake in whether or not i post first, then I am sad for you. However, that doesn&#8217;t mean i won&#8217;t still post before you EVERY SINGLE TIME, BIATCH!</p>
<p>Read only in case of severe lack of humor: No offense meant <img src='http://www.gluemeat.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>by: Xooll</title>
		<link>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2898</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 02:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2898</guid>
					<description>It took me a while to get this one.


Now I feel stupid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It took me a while to get this one.</p>
<p>Now I feel stupid.
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		<title>by: Quiet J</title>
		<link>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2897</link>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 00:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2897</guid>
					<description>I had a psych professor whose wife was kind enough to make him a maize - print button down shirt.

The shirt, and this strip, are both amaizing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a psych professor whose wife was kind enough to make him a maize - print button down shirt.</p>
<p>The shirt, and this strip, are both amaizing.
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		<title>by: Pip</title>
		<link>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2896</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 17:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2896</guid>
					<description>it's a four-star general, and a private, and they're corn?

It's always difficult when things try to modernise.  but i'm not sure CORN PATROL quite meats the high stadard of Captain Slick</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s a four-star general, and a private, and they&#8217;re corn?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s always difficult when things try to modernise.  but i&#8217;m not sure CORN PATROL quite meats the high stadard of Captain Slick
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		<title>by: TN</title>
		<link>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2895</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 16:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2895</guid>
					<description>puntacular.

PM, 
no it isn't, but it's still lame.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>puntacular.</p>
<p>PM,<br />
no it isn&#8217;t, but it&#8217;s still lame.
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		<title>by: formerBSM</title>
		<link>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2894</link>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 09:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.gluemeat.com/2004/10/13/stories-from-the-corn-army/#comment-2894</guid>
					<description>I will never trust corn again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will never trust corn again.
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