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16 Responses to “Napkins”

1. by Quiet J: Monday, June 28th, 2004 at 12:11 pm
   

   NO FAIR!

   I’ve been in the US for a little over a year, I can’t think for myself anymore!

   Thinking….hard….must…watch….Fox….News….

2. by Dopefish: Monday, June 28th, 2004 at 5:35 pm
   

   Okay, okay, I’ll come up with my own joke.
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   “So that means you’re a peurile fool who has ten seconds to get out of my sight before he is ridiculed and taunted badly.”

   What? It’s not funny? Aw…

3. by Gemini6Ice: Monday, June 28th, 2004 at 9:06 pm
   

   Safetypin: “FOP!”

4. by Dan Beeston: Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 at 6:41 am
   

   brit?

5. by Skip: Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 at 9:20 am
   

   …n educated person with a vocabulary large enough to read novels other than those written by Danielle Steel and Clive Cussler.

6. by jiffy: Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 at 9:34 am
   

   hmm, i think I’ll have one of oranges mysterious arms apear out of nowhere like when they usualy do, but only this time it will be in a fist, and then orange will say “so that means you are a proud sponser of the same public television stations that were suported by viewers like you that waisted my childhood!!!” a bit of a stretch from usual, but i think all good comedy needs a stretch now and then.

7. by Lea: Tuesday, June 29th, 2004 at 1:26 pm
   

   uh yea… maybe we shouldnt make our own jokes

8. by BoxJam: Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 at 3:24 pm
   

   (Blue, interrupting): Saucy Aussie!

   (beat)

   Orange pukes vodka on him.

9. by LadyMage: Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 at 10:25 pm
   

   stick with the classic folks

   purile

10. by LadyMage: Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 at 10:27 pm
    

    or something simple, like wimp, walking pile of sissyness you know, the basics just seem best here

11. by CAD: Tuesday, July 6th, 2004 at 12:18 pm
    

    Case, I think your laziness made the comic a whole lot more amusing.. or was that your original intent… *sit on a stool to ponder* *falls off stool* *breaks neck and dies* Ahhh, good ol’ cartoon violence… Wait aren’t I seriously injured… and dead…?

12. by CAD: Tuesday, July 6th, 2004 at 12:20 pm
    

    Case, I think your laziness made the comic a whole lot more amusing.. or was that your original intent… *sit on a stool to ponder* *falls off stool* *breaks neck and dies* Ahhh, good ol’ cartoon violence… Wait aren’t I seriously injured… and dead…?

13. by Roadie: Thursday, August 26th, 2004 at 3:22 pm
    

    It means he’s anything but american, probably canadian or british.

14. by Roadie: Thursday, August 26th, 2004 at 3:22 pm
    

    But then again that’s not really a joke

15. by V: Saturday, August 28th, 2004 at 11:15 am
    

    …successful oaf manifestation!

16. by Personman: Monday, September 20th, 2004 at 1:05 am
    

    Orange: ..Wait a second, why did I ask you what kind of person you are? Doesn’t that seem like an out-of-character question which serves only as a set-up for you to say something which, while inane, is obviously a source of much pride?

    Blue: *shrug* *Shows mind-control device* $1.99 at target, they’re having a sale.

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