Drowning
note: nothing is off topic, go nuts; however, please stay respectful to everyone here or I'll send little pink bunnies after you. BUNNIES WITH MACHINE GUNS. Also, I'll ban anyone who abuses the comments. What is considered abuse? Think the opposite of "common sense."
I wonder what a criminal record I’d have from when I drove a truck full of salt into a truck full of slugs.
Seems to ignore the whole impalement issue.
Which is really the way to deal with it anyway.
-there’s a button stuck to the marshmallow-
-push it to enter the slimey otherworld-
_everything is just skin; UNIMPORTANT_